Consolation Handjob

  There comes that moment in every long-term relationship when you become comfortable with being to sleepy for sex. It’s not a sad moment, just a moment when you realize you’re comfortable enough with you’re partner to say, when they begin to rub seductively against you in the middle of the night, to say “Hey, I’ve gotta be up in three hours. Now’s not a good time.” Usually, the partner will continue to try because, hell, they’re awake and in the mood and that’s hard to bed back down sometimes. In my experience, this back and forth, the “come on, baby”s and sleepy refusals, will result in the consolation handjob. The horny partner just wants some relief, the sleepy partner just wants to get back to sleep but, for whatever reason, doesn’t want to feel responsible for the horny partner’s disappointment. The consolation handjob is the perfect compromise. Both partners get what they need for minimal output.

   This post is my version of the consolation handjob. I just edited a story for a friend after watching Kungfu Panda  and all I really want to do is go to sleep. So, I hope you get some enjoyment out of it. Now roll over and get back to sleep.

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One response to “Consolation Handjob

  1. Do you type e-mails to your grandma with that mouth?

    Heh.

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